ilmu itu penyuluh hidup..

!lmu yang k!ta peroleh! sepanjang perjalanan h!dup !n! adalah !lmu yang sangat berguna..

j!ka t!dak d!gunakan waktusekarang mungk!n !a berguna pada waktu akan datang.

menuntut !lmu !tu adalah waj!b dan penyuluh bag! manus!a,

!lmu terbahag! kepada fardu a!n, fardu k!fayah dan !lmu sunat.

Jad! t!dak ada !st!lah rug! dalam mencar! !lmu dun!a dan akh!rat.

semoga k!ta mendapat manfaat dengan !lmu yang k!ta m!l!k!.

THE SKYSCRAPER

DIPAGI NAN INDAH...

KLCC DISEBALIK AWAN

THE SPILLWAYS

THIS'S PICTURE OF SPILLWAYS AT HULU SUNGAI SELANGOR DAM, KUALA KUBU BARU. ON THE WAY TO FRASER HILLS FROM SELANGOR.

My Lovely Sister and Brother

PAGI YANG INDAH DI TAMAN YANG INDAH..

THAT'S ALL JOKES!!!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends..
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distantaunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and youask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitivelout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phonecall...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulutribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I wassleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidentlyshorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalkand now it's in flames!!

R!DSECT !TU BOLEH MEMBUNUH...

huh!!! sengal betul la saper yang sembur r!dsect td..menguj! kesabaranku aje.
tgh sdp2 study t!ba2 ader bau r!dsect yang kuat menusuk h!dungku..
tak tau hormat roomate betul la...
nak jer aku bag! tau kat D!A "kalau nak sembur ridsect tu sembur la waktu xder orang dalam b!l!k!!!" tapi tak sampai hat!..kang mood nak study f!nal tukar jad! gaduh pulak.
Soo... aku Keluar b!l!k tad! ambik udara segar.
tau tak R!dsect tu boleh mebunuh dalam senyap..
dah la sembur t!me orang rama! dlm b!l!k..
mcm x pernah belajar nak guna penyembur serangga jer..
jangan la sampa! memudaratkan orang la!n.
orang la!n pun ader kom!tmen la!n yang perlu d!selesa!kan..
KEPADA YANG TERKENA BATANG HIDUNG TU SORRY TO SAY BUT IT'S FOR OUR SAFETY & BETTER HEALTH..SAFE OUR WORLD!!!

Assalamualaikum...

My F!rst Snap at Fraser H!lls

f!nal Exam Just Around the Corner

F!NAL EXAM...
t!nggal beberapa har! lag!..
m!nggu n! dah start exam,
paper techn!cal wr!t!ng 17 Apr!l n!..
so...ader mase sikit tuk aku study..
c!yok2..
sama2 k!ter berusaha untuk lulus dengan cemerlang.
To all my fr!end good luck for Exam.
W!sh Me LuCk

To Mr. Azmi Abdul Latif

To mr Azmi ABdul LAtif..

My Great Lecture of technical writing..

after this i use bahasa and English in my blogs..

soo i'm free to use any language in my comfortable,

because the evaluation blogs for UMB 1042 was over.

thanks for your guardline of the blogs.

lastly, to Mr. Azmi i'm ask for your permission to use other language.

who's the winner...

the winner of technical Writing Blogs is....jeng..X3
the winner is DIANA ASHRAF..
congratulation to her.
she post aver 140 post at her blogs..that alot.but in all the blogs, mohd firdaus blog's is very nice..there have alot of islamic element in their blog's.
i hope firdaus can continue their blogs..i hopes he can win..
diana's blogs good but not very use fully in english and the post is sometimes like "nonsense" but what can we do..the winners are selected from the highers posting. anyway congratulatin to all my friend to maintain the blogs. and sorry if i'm false..it's what i'm thinks.